BURIAL AFTER BURIAL
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by MUHANDE MURULI
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Cindy wants a peaceful send-off for her baby daddy but her jealous co-wife has procured a chief’s order to block her from the funeral with claims that she is an immoral socialite who might be a bad example to children. In response to this, Adhis, th...

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NEKESA Wekesa
Your writing always turns me on. I have laughed and got informed in the same measure. Keep it up 🔥🔥🔥 FEMINISM vs our FOREMOTHERS! Genius approach. By the way our worst enemies in the feminism fight are our mothers-in-law. I don’t like the way you killed our single mothers president but this is a genius approach
GEORGE Misiko
I am a poor reader but this one got me. Never laughed and cried at the same time. Why did you have to kill her ?😢😢
Moraa Linda
Oh my goodness! After all that humor, we end up with a sad ending. Enyewe witchcraft is real
Yohana Kibe
Lol 😂 lol 😂 I have never laughed this hard especially with the direct translations! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 At first I thought Adhis is a little vulgar but then appreciated her at the end. Sometimes you need to use that language to get ATTENTION!!! Akothe-style
John Miheso
Fireworks!!!!! I laughed when the fool died. Never let modernity make you disrespect African culture
Manyasi Wekesa
The part where the ageset and the men who suspect they slept with the women he slept with killed me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣reminds me of my uncle. I suspect he slept with everyone’s bedmate in the village
Sam Wainaina
I don’t believe in witch craft but I stay in Kitui and worked in Uganda and I have experienced the worst. It is real guys!
Getty Mwihaki
Before I read the story, I know it is fire. Let me download it and read from home because I don’t want to laugh from matatus like a fool 🤣🤣🤣
Tommie Shepherd
“The way he is speaking, you might think he is introducing a virgin,” a drunkard snapped in fluent English. Laughter. “But she is fine,” a second drunkard disagreed in Kiswahili. “Some girls in this village are religious but have big tummies. I can’t marry a lady with a pot-tummy; my bedroom is not an African parliament!! 🔥🔥🔥🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🔥🔥🔥 I am literally on the floor! This is the shit I signed for. I don’t regret the long process of logging in to read this story! LMFAO! Thanks for sharing bro! Link me to other stories
Gichane Isaacs
“This is not social media where you use the psychology of buttocks to banter your fans!” Bolingo’s uncle couldn't contain himself 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽💪🏽 This is a punchline for sure LMFAO
Shawn Lee
You taught me literature. I will always be proud of you sir!
Rose Wanjiru
The fat woman who flashed out a dildo should be my friend already! How do you flash out a dildo in a village funeral? Jesus Christ! The audacity. Wow, you really made me hate modernity to the core!
Ann Ciru
This deserves six stars! Man! Start a comedy show ASAP!
John Diya
The registration process to read this story was tiresome but menh, this is worthy it. Can you tell the website owners to make the process simpler? So many great stories here but the website is so 19th century! We are in 2022!!!!!
Micheal David
This story makes me wanna visit Kenya. Whoever introduced me to your Facebook page did a noble thing. DON’T stop writing and don’t stop defending your culture!
Jonathan Wesh
Some of these interesting stories should replace the boring stuff in our school setbooks! Imagine if we read such an intriguing story, si all of us would be in Europe now?
Ciku Martha
But why do most Goat-wives behave this way? Why do they act like only their kids deserve to bury their father but ours are illegitimate? It is just a burial mama, we are not there to eat the body! Style up!
Tson Abera
Wow! This scared me from marrying a Kenyan! But what a writer you are sir!
Robert Njoroge
How will this stop Ruto from being president? We need to sanitize this nation with every story we write.
John Wesh
When the politicians arrived, I expected to read UDA or AZIMIO or ryaaa someone but you disappointed me there. Lakini the drunkards made my day 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣alcohol and comedy are brothers
Emmanuel Dekama
Then the canopy opened. For those of you who didn't go to school, a canopy is that door on the roof of a fancy car. Got it? Ooooh! I didn’t go to school for real hahaha
Ben Omoit
But why is the bad uncle called Uncle Ben, though? 😡😡😡😡😡😡😡 Uncel Ben’s are good people
Vinny Kariuki
Finally you didn’t use the names Brayo and Kevo in your stories. Ama ju it is set in the village?
Dalton Kiragu
The fat dildo lady won my heart 😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Jesus! You have ways of exposing the rot in the society
Kaleb Girma
Show us your ways master! Great work 💪🏽
Janet Nelima
Side-chicks winning! But why did you have to kill our president?
Jano Nelly
Side chicks will keep destroying Kenyan marriages until kingdom come but feminists think they can define feminism in the African context and win. My friend, the worst fighters of feminism are our mothers, mothers in law and grandmothers. This story is a clear indication that feminism has a long way to go. (I need to befriend that fat lady with a dildo though 🤣🤣🤣🤣 why? She got guts!)
Brian Musachi
This story should be trending in the Kenyan media already. Where is Tuko, Ghafla and Nairobi Gossip Club? Can’t they sell Akothe, Hudha and Vera Sidika well depicted in this story? The rot they have spread in Kenya is uncalled for! Halafu what is the name of that rugby national team captain who left Nyaboke as a widow? He is here too! That politician with direct translation must be Sudi 🤣🤣
Paul Wanigina
Much love from Uganda! I bet we have the same culture as the western Kenyans
Paulo Wanakacha
What is wrong with you bro? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😜 Why this!? “But she is fine,” a second drunkard disagreed in Kiswahili. “Some girls in this village are religious but have big tummies. I can’t marry a lady with a pot-tummy; my bedroom is not an African parliament
Tito Kipla
Keep on keeping on bro!
Kipkorir Terer
Proud of you brother! Keep on writing. We need a movie now
Alex Kips
Approved ✌️
Fabrice Lukunda
I wish I could write English like this. Love from your Rwandese readers
Kamlesh Aadavan
Wow! This is moving! Especially the action created with car’s accelerating down the hills!
Fab Rumundo
Bien! Bien! Bien! Keep up!
Onyango Sarah
Kudos
Netana Kidus
Great work sir. I hope I am not too late to read this beautiful story. I am inspired
FREDRICK MULILI
Halafu you will hear haters saying that that grandmother is a mukamba! I hate haters
Kawa Timothy
Why am I even laughing?😂😂😂 Let me reread to confirm why
MUHANDE MURULI
Thank you for the feedback friends! Let’s keep the discussion flowing. I am in love with how some of you folks comprehended the story in the eyes I couldn’t see at first. Keep sharing the link to friends via all social media outlets. Thanks
ALice Shiko
I will sure read this story to my journalism students. This is what writing should be all about! Kudos comrade
Jacob MWAKAKWISYA
It seems ze Kenyan culture is closely related to that our Zambia. So many old witches here defending our culture from slayqueens
IMANI MWAITA
Ooh dear Jesus! I wish I could write as sweetly as this! (Especially in English lol 😂, kiswahili naweza jaribu si haba)
Reginald Nelima
Six stars needed here
Kingstone Kariuki
THIS PART!! 😂😂😂😂😂 Finally, the old woman emerged from her hut, dropped her dressed and showed her naked behind to Madam Boss, whispering a fart in the process. Everyone ran in hiding. No one was ready for an 86 year old curse emitted from the large intestines. However, Madam Boss bolted towards the oldie and kicked her straight in her bowels. She fainted. iam in love with your writting bro...Ihave never concentrated on Apiece of writting they have concentrated on this one...Damn!!You are on another level,Keep them comming...Next time make sure you attach aphoto of madam boss behinds...Iwanna CUM by just looking at her battocks.
dalton njau
Hahaha..... Every man stood up and waved with the other hand as the real hands stood intact in pockets.
denis Kabarak
This is a masterpiece. 👌
erick charlote
Iremember reading OUR NINJA it had alot of commics,this one too is full of them...MUHANDE MURULI You are a writter and a comedian.💯
sophia amelia
I recommend everyone to read This.
iminza jane
Muhande muruli,kindly attach your phone number iwant to apreciate your writting...or you can reach me through 0718295742
mwangi daniel
Iwas going through some shitty momments but after reading this piece of writting ifeel like my problems are gone...Ihave never laughed that hard...The commics in this story 👌
Omondi Ochieng
Weeh! Shemej, This is fire 🔥
james wanjala
Ihave been your oldest fan and the good thing with your writting is that each chapter brings an interest in reading the next one...ican reading 500words without blinkingy my eyes...Love you fam!
shaggy dennis
Rumours have it that you have books in stores for us?Kindly let us know they way we can purchase them.
john waliaula
Ihave a sister for you bro,ineed this brain in our family.
willy bee
Iam a writter too but icannot outmatch your brain....mad respect.
talia njeri
If such stories were set books iwould be an engineer by now ...damn!!
patrick wangila
This must be Akotheee...right?
ken afrika
Kindly attach a photo of grandma while farting.
kariuki johnstone
💯💯💯
kambua reddington
I cannot marry a woman with a potdummy my bedroom is not an africaan parliament. 😂😂😂😂
brandy sylvia
How did the story end,is there a part 2 of this?
kingsley kinyua
Feminist should read this 😂
kevin wambua
But chang'aa is not as bad as explained here...Actually chang'aa cures some deseases. 😂
peter elvis
Your description and use of action words is from an alien planet...keep up sir!
dennis kinuthia
You are good in your writting....ilove this.
vybz kartel
Damn!!!👆👌
waliaula kabarasi
Condoms in the tent??wtf! 😂😂😂
john wesley
ifeel sorry for Dj matanga.
kembya daudi
write a novel sir.
James mwangi
why did it end...ineed more.
salsha sharon
This story took offmy mind.
wallace betty
iwill always be glued here reading your stories.
martin samson
The good thing is that those women know how to use protection...having condoms means they care about themselves 😂
john david
A good lesson to people who think their little money can overpower culture...
samwel wafula
At first ithought the old woman farts wont work untill isaw you mention the 7pm news... where is that granny she should come and fart in our family gathering meeting
johnston Thomas
One of the best story ihave read this week... *****
Janet eunice
Four horns in hasty succession screech after screech, tires blasting on the murrum, then a scream of uncircumcised boys in the horizon.
david paul
A flat ass is caused by sitting in a relationship that is not yours,” the second drunkard added.
dancan Kevin
Ihave read this story more than three times and icannot get enough of it...Just feeling like ishould read it again and again...💯
susan njoki
Muhande Muruli you are one of the best author...Kindly write abook.
james pader
Money is evil.
susanne smith
But did you have to incluide probox among those big machines?
Jesicca Kelly
‘Cars of police! Cars of police! Dey are beating corner like lack of importance! Dey are eating hills like a circumciser’s knife on foreskin! De horns are beating to beat! De speed has refused to know!’
dave porter
Very well written.
faizal faiza
Very well written.
manuel lobo
What a great piece of article!
Anna christina
You are such a natural storyteller. I just love your writing.
Qui joaquim
It seems like you have such a magical pen at your home, huh?
nitika gupta
Such beautiful writing this is. I appreciate your talent.
therus theriel
To be honest, I generally don’t read. But, this article caught my attention.
najib romeo
In the meantime, I also try writing and putting ideas on paper. Do you have time to proofread my content? That would be helpful.
botshelo moate
I genuinely appreciate your help in coming up with such good stories and presenting them in such a great sequence.
khoka saker
Some people think that writing on computers is easy. But I know how difficult it is to come up with ideas and turn them into meaningful and interesting content.keep going bro.
musah alhassan
How many hours of practice is required for matching this writing level?
binti assefa
I hope you will be a great writer and your books will be the best seeling. All the best,
surk Nation
I promise, whenever you’re going to publish your first book, I will be the first one to buy it.
blessed prince
Every week, I look forward to your column. Your writing is excellent.
Muriuki Kamau
Great work! Tag me in your next story
alexander achieng
You made me miss Disco Matanga. That culture should be documented
Liam kirui
I wish I was in that tent too 😭😭😭😭
Noah zakayo
Come on! You could have written the reaction of those feminists after they noticed their president is done and dusted by African gods
oliver waweru
A true definition of a good story. Publish such stories please
elija mworia
Why did I take so long so find this masterpiece!!!! I am really mad at myself
william Nitrogen
Toxic Feminists will be the end of us men
james dickson
Genius! Pure genius
benjamin kitaa
Whenever I need a ghost writer for my Autobiography, I think you will be the big deal
lucas zedikia
Do you also do copywriting? Kindly check your email
mason burare
Hey man, keep writing and never get distracted. Inform me when you need any help I’ll provide everything, but never stop writing, Okay?
michael chacha
I have heard so many times that reading is a good habit to have. But, after seeing you I realized that writing can be a better option, too.
ethan don
So when are you planning to publish your first book?
daniel ederson
All thanks to writers like you, this world has some amazing movies to watch that are based on books.
logan gin
Seems like you enjoyed writing. Well done.
jackson hour
I hope you will be a great writer and your books will be the best seeling. All the best, mate.
Levi kate
I genuinely appreciate your help in coming up with such good stories and presenting them in such a great sequence.
sebastian hope
Some people think that writing on computers is easy. But I know how difficult it is to come up with ideas and turn them into meaningful and interesting content. Never give up, bro!
mateo mate
How many hours of practice is required for matching this writing level?
jack nate
Hey man, keep writing and never get distracted. Inform me when you need any help I’ll provide everything, but never stop writing, Okay?
owen omondi
beautifull
theodore putin
goodwritting
samuel rose
masterpiece
joseph sande
good
john tea
excellent
david quit
Good
wyatt reader
keep writting
matthew wait
nice
luke baba
awsome
asher chantel
good
carter muiruri
bravoooh
julian zizi
good job
grayson waweru
Ilove this
leo peter
thumbs up
jayden kait
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gabriel late
keep writting
isaac zedi
nimependa
anthony nate
wow
hudson real
perfect
dylan john
artistic
ezra chiloba
iam out of words
thomas tyson
artistic
charles wait
beautifll
christopher martin
ilove
jaxon late
💯💯💯
maverick xavier
damn!
josiah wallace
bravooh
isaih kate
yes
andrew kirimi
beautifull
Elias Nate
artistic
joshua wanabe
good
nathan momo
nice
caleb hate
keep writting
ryan joh
yeeey
andrian kaiz
good
miles chacha
excellent
eli keeper
yyyeeey
nolah daudi
good
christian laur
Artistic
aaron vavalav
excellent
camerron hort
genius
ezekiel goon
nimependa
colton love
wow
luca julias
five star
hunter church
champion
jonathan kajanja
wow
satiago toto
Good
axel quit
wow
easton kikii
beautifull
cooper lost
yyyeeey
jeremiah puke
goodwork
angel juniour
nice
roman guru
masterpiece
conor zedi
wow
jamesson wat
fab
robert chao
nice
greyson saw
good
jordan yoyooh
beautifull
ian violet
wow
carson paul
great
leornado chacha
Alar
dominic pipii
wollan
everett ratt
good
xavier kale
nice one sir
kai dan
wow
frank neutral
Give us more of this please
frank neutral
What a story 😳😳😳😳We need a movie of this! Afrisinema
jose kiuma
touching
francis mwangi
I need to print this out and stick it on a billboard
parke paul
enhe
adam neautral
good
felix barasa
I saw my grandmother in this story. May she RIP
jale zone
tunasonga
eugine kirui
Luhyas will show us things 😂
emmott kirui
I want to marry a luhya woman to experience this
wesley ruth
good
kayden rose
downloading
scott watkins
Canopy? Lol Enyewe I never went to school
silas goon
tunasonga
noel vivy
How did I miss this story when it was still fresh? 😡
nicholas opiyo
Semejiiiiiiiii this is fire
bryan war
wow
mathew zamani
Uhondo pure!
collins art
keep going
mathew zamani
Give us more please
conner bate
yes
marc masai
Next time, kindly write a masai story
kingsley daudi
Man! You are dope!
corey vault
keep going
kerin mtrue
What! Breathless!
keth night
What a disco matanga they had!!!!
jeremy kituyu
It is the grandma for me
damaris zuzu
good
jeremy kituyu
I pity DJ matanga aki
deron brother
Good
dilon totoo
nice
gunnar leonald
Sad endings are sad 😢
gavin jones
Vera Sidika and Akothe all over
douglas yoyoo
Was she supposed to die like that? 😢
dorian barasa
What an ending!!!
dilon totoo
The sad situation of the current boychild
gerald kim
Keep it up the good work
giden church
OMG! I love this!
gordon kik
The grandmother is my role model lol
graham wicha
Okay. I stopped reading at the farting to laugh first lol
graham witney
I love Africa!
grant nitro
Wonderful story
greg itney
Wow! Moving! Flowing! Eloquent! Fluent!
hank paul
Africanfuturism?
harrisson maina
More and more of this please
harvey google
Why the ending? 😭😭😭
hector din
Even Jesus and Mohamed will love the grandma
howard pils
Come on! What an ending!
ibrahim tools
The beginning of the story did it for me. Wow
ira klose
Wonderful work!
gray chimney
good
ira klose
Wow
ira klose
Yes sir! I like this sir!
jericho xmay
I can’t stop laughing 😂
harold zainabu
good
jermaine kamau
Ha ha ha! You are foolish in a funny way
jerome john
I love it
judah great
Funny in a sad way
hugh viagra
good
kareem chanta
I am in love with your work already
lance anto
What is this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
judah dem
Nice
jermaine kamau
nice
Tony kethaka
Awesome
lydia Moraa
Oh my goodness!

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